school spirits

AGU's newspaper committee

Lisette Normand is a proud and determined member of AGU's newspaper committee. During her freshman year, she craved more control over the publication so she dedicated her college career to fostering her own independent college journal-slash-tabloid to bring to the public what she calls "the real news" – "the news that Knights care about."

Peace Evans is Lisette's totally unassuming, harmless, unintimidating, 100% wholesome henchman. Typically, they hold the camera. They are also the secretary of AGU's LGBT club. It is impossible to hate Peace. If you do, someone may start questioning your morals.

thespian society

College freshman Gwendolyn Nowak has a deep fixation with size. She's prone to jealousy and competition, even if she's very reserved. Gwen is slow to make friends, and tends to judge her classmates purely on appearances alone. She has a love of theater, and an even deeper love for one of her very talented classmates. It's safe to say her crush borders a little bit on obsession. How far will Gwen go in the name of true love?

the talking heads

Nate McCormick is an incendiary young advocate for free speech. He is a tried-and-true gun-totin' smokeblowin' huntin' fightin' riflin' hot-blooded American who backs the blue. He refuses to talk to any student that don't meet a certain criteria, but he has deep admiration, respect, and loyalty for his "brothers." He has interesting musical proclivities. During his time at AGU he has been jumped more times than he has fingers, and has lived to tell the tale each time. Somebody is going to kill him. Someday.




the marching knights

Maximillian Burgess is the heir to Augustus Garfield University's marching band empire. The Burgess family has been in control of the district's bands (beyond higher education) for generations upon generations. His entire life revolves around being the best gotdame drum major 'Merica ever did see. He is violent, insane, over-confident, and takes his position way too seriously to be considered healthy. He runs the marching band like a cult, employing his fellow drum majors and section leaders as members of his personal secret service. He gets deliriously high off attention, especially in front of cameras.



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